February 2010
hi fringeelements :D
January 2010
Stranger: dude your fuckin hot
You: o.o
Stranger: seriously if i was with you i fuck your pussy up
You: jesus
Stranger: :)
You: lol
Stranger: ok i gotta go
Stranger: bye
I have one of the weakest stomach's probably known...
tigerlilylily:
Tonight my mom made a really nice french dinner and I was really enjoying it until they thought it would be hilarious to change the channel to Sleepy Hollow (while we’re eating) and I beg them not tooooo, but nope, they do it anyways and there’s blood everywhere and some guys head not attached to his body and it’s bloody and THERE GOES MY FOOD. Wow, fuck my life.
then you should...
Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger
CORNISH, NH—In this big dramatic production that didn’t do anyone any good (and was pretty embarrassing, really, if you think about it), thousands upon thousands of phonies across the country mourned the death of author J.D. Salinger, who was 91 years old for crying out loud. “He had a real impact on the literary world and on millions of readers,” said hot-shot English professor...
bob mcdonnell seems like a quality dude.
lumberjacks:
littlefishyjes:
(via lumberjacks)
I added his twin sons on facebook.
the beeeeeest. too bad they’re busy watching sportscenter.
I heard that, ga dammit
bob mcdonnell seems like a quality dude.
(via lumberjacks)
I added his twin sons on facebook.
Oh, look! It's the brand new iDontgiveashit