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Posted on 22nd Aug at 9:43 PM, with 6,133 notes

nosdrinker:

kingcheddarxvii:

effington:

Terrifying

This reminds me of those pictures of the president you sometimes see hanging behind the counter at stores except it’s a dystopian setting where Dennis has taken over and demands a giant framed picture of him in the front display of every store

have respect idiots I am legend

Posted on 21st Aug at 11:26 PM, with 12 notes

frownster:

in which Zoey the shiba pup thinks the roomba is some other pet we have who just sleeps a lot and won’t play fetch with her. Also she is a true diva and won’t look directly into a camera.

Posted on 21st Aug at 11:21 PM, with 49,529 notes

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

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